WHO ARE WE?
Due to a lot of drinking, we often ask ourselves this. So who are we?
There are two men in this journey of alcoholism.
Mr. Grover
Benjamin Grover is an international spy posing as an IT technician. He regularly travels the world, defeating the forces of evil across the planet.
He is a fan of the work of Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, including but not limited to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
Mr. Debenham
Thomas Debenham is a musician and world-renowned lunatic. He regularly is found drunk outside various drinking establishments in his Bromley hometown and venues where music is playing worldwide.
He is a fan of heavy metal music, including artists from Devin Townsend through to Gnarls Barkley through to Jaco Pastorius.
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The pair have been friends for many moons, and often contemplate leaving the planet to find better work on Mars or Jupiter. I hear Jupiter has longer summer holidays, but Mars gives better benefits to the workers there. And the minimum wage on Pluto has gone through the roof recently since it was relegated to being a non-planet and became vastly more nimble economically than the lumbering galactic economies of larger planets like Venus.
After many nights out drinking and numerous conversations covering a variety of bizarre and yet strangely connected topics, the pair decided to step the game up. They would drink everything ever. They then sobered up a little and decided to limit this to beers, as "everything ever" would also mean tequila, and no-one really likes tequila.
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